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schrödinger’s catboy

adult - transgender vampire extraordinaire

goth himbo catboy hooters manager

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kissycat:

kissycat:

Universities love to make their websites a fucking maze

Universities websites love to tell you to email a guy who died 5 years ago

hollowboobtheory:

hollowboobtheory:

you ever take a uquiz and realize halfway through that you don’t respect the author and their opinion is useless to you

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everyone shut up except this person

kayleerowena:

a circular illustration on a black background. the illustration features a red figure, partially human-shaped and partially made up of pieces of a gothic victorian style house, with large windows for eyes. next to them is the text "baby, you're a haunted house!". the next image is four different versions of this illustration, with slight variations.ALT
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BETTER FIND ANOTHER SUPERSTITION!

playing around with some new designs!

i’m gonna be making stickers of this for june’s ouija board mail on my patreon — patrons can vote here on which version is their favorite for the sticker! i’ll also be making buttons of this design at some point.

drbrianbae:
“ frightbot:
“ after inputting some complex algorithms into my super computer i’ve determined what tumblr will look like in the year 2020
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i love how this comes back after every shitty update staff makes
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drbrianbae:

frightbot:

after inputting some complex algorithms into my super computer i’ve determined what tumblr will look like in the year 2020

i love how this comes back after every shitty update staff makes

solaceon:

solaceon:

carrying all the groceries up so my wife doesnt have to

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i bought that for my wife

rickie-the-storyteller:

Another Random Poll…

I’m in a shippy mood today. So let’s discuss favourite romance tropes, shall we?

Which of these romance tropes would you say is the best (and explain why in the tags/replies)?

Opposites Attract

Forbidden Love

Friends to Lovers

Enemies/Rivals to Lovers

Love Triangle

Fated Mates

Fake Dating

Second Chance Romance

Marriage of Convenience

Other (specify in tags/replies)

Plenty of good options… idk what I’d choose personally lol.

I think I’ll probably do this again with the not-so-good romance tropes, too. This is an interesting thing to discuss!

hotvampireadjacent:

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If they’re from Brooklyn where were they during 9/11

syntheticsapphire:

the deep sea creatures when a scientist shows up with a flashlight outta no where

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levbolton:

I love it when male characters have pink hair, it’s the best colour

tacticaltaxonomist:

Declutter Tumblr

The new layout it a whole mess. Thankfully Xkit can already help with a bunch of this! I’m sure it’ll give more options soon.

Vanilla Tumblr:
(I have marked in red what can be removed. The tabs can be set not to stick, so you will really only see them at the top of your dash. Empty box on the left for hidden notifications and shop sparkle, i just didn’t have any. I’m EU so no Live for me).

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Xkit Rewritten Tumblr:

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The settings I use:

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secondbeatsongs:

somehow instead of saying “as a treat”, I’ve started using the phrase “for morale”, as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I’m not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me